Senga Bay & Makuzi Beach - Malawi
After a very pleasant weekend relaxing and
enjoying the odd sundowner or two with Taffy & Jenny it was time for
us to reluctantly leave Monkey Bay and Norman Carr Cottages, we had
been there a week, it was time we were on the road again.
As we were packing to leave, Nelson appeared to
say a boy called Vincent had arrived outside with our wooden
Landrover. We went out and sure enough there was a guy holding what
looked like a model of Rupert. This was totally unexpected as the
agreement was to meet George at 10am on the road and it was hard to
believe he would entrust the pay off to some guy we had never seen
before plus I was sure George would want one last chance to haggle.
We looked at the Landy it was Rupert alright, it had been done
quite well but not all was right. First it was in the two
coloured woods, red and the sandy and we had asked it be all
in the sand colour. Second it had a surf board on the side where the
awning should have been and third the guy
told us he had been told to collect 4,500 Kwacha but we only had
3000 still to pay.
Mindful of the episode with the Chambo I asked where George was
and why wasn't he here in person. Vincent answered that George was
down with Malaria so he had sent him instead but it still didn't feel
right. I told him we would go and see George on the way out as
planned until then we would not pay for the Landrover.
On the way to Toys R Us we passed Vincent cycling like mad with
Rupert under his arm, clearly he was trying to get there before
us. At Toys R Us there was no sign of George but his guys were
there, neither spoke much English but we managed to get out of them
that George was indeed sick and was in the village close by. By now
Vincent was just arriving but instead of joining us as we expected he went off the
road about 50 yards away and sat under another tree with some other
guys, something was definitely not right.
We tried to tell George's guys what had occurred and asked who Vincent was
but they couldn't understand, instead one said "wait George is
coming" so we waited, 10 minutes, 20 minutes then we saw George
approaching from the village. As he approached he gave us his grin but to be
fair when he got up close he looked like shit. He explained that not
long after seeing us on Friday he had suddenly been struck down with
a Malaria attack and had been in bed ever since, this we could believe as with Malaria you can
be right as rain one minute and feeling like death the next.
He said he started to feel better on Sunday and since then had been
working on Rupert which was almost ready. In his hand he held what
could only be described as a sorry excuse for a Landrover, the basic
shape was there but it looked like it had been carved by a chimp.
George tried to say he just needed to smooth off the rough edges
and it would be ready but we had to say "George look at it, it's
crap, the one Vincent brought is much better even with the errors"
George looked puzzled and said what do you mean? I pointed over to
Vincent and told him he had turned up at NC saying you were sick and
he had come instead with our Landy however as it wasn't exactly as we had agreed
we had sent him away.
George squinted over at Vincent but didn't say anything so I told
him to call him over with his Landy and maybe we could sort
something out. Reluctantly Vincent sheepishly joined us, George
was eying him suspiciously then he looked closely at the Landy he was holding
and started to berate him in
Chichewa.
It transpired that Vincent works for a rival 'workshop' i.e. he
and his mates work under the next big tree down the road. When
they heard George had gone down with Malaria and there was no way he would
be able to start work on Rupert they had taken their chance and had
started working on their own model working purely from what they
could remember
Rupert looked like, hence the mistake with the surf board.
It might have worked except they had no way of knowing that we had
agreed with George it would be all in one colour and
that we had already paid 1,500 Kwacha up front - talk about dirty
tricks but you had
to applaud their audacity!
By now a full scale argument was going on between George and his
guys and the rivals from the other tree which threatened to turn
into fisticuffs. To calm things down I suggested to George that he and Vincent get
together and using Vincent's model as the base remove all the red wood
and replace it with sandy coloured wood and change the surf board for
the awning, that way both would get some money out the deal!
One thing about African's as quickly as an argument starts it's
usually over just as quick with laughter and smiles all round and
that's what happened here, well until we were out of sight anyway.
The big problem now was there was no way the Landy was
ready to take away. George asked when we were leaving and we said we
where going now to Senga Bay, which is about 110 miles up the lake, if
he could meet us there with the Landy in the next 3 days then good
and well otherwise he would have to wait till we picked it up on our way back down from
East Africa in about three months time.
George clearly didn't like that idea at all so he promised he would
meet us at Senga but could we first give him some money to get there!
As sorry as we felt for George we knew this would be a mistake so
we said no but if he could hitch a lift or something we would see him
otherwise don't worry we would see him in 3 months time - needless
to say George never appeared at Senga so the Landy saga is to be continued.
All this hassle meant we were now late getting away so it was early
afternoon by the time we reached Salima, the only town on our route, where we
needed to try and
buy some provisions. Salima is pretty much a one horse dorp with
just a few stores but it is quite a pretty town with tree lined
roads and we managed to get a few things which was better than
nothing.
We were chatting as we started to re trace our way out of town so inadvertently
we went the wrong
way down a small street, normally being quiet this would be no big
deal but just our luck at the end of the road we were spotted by a very
large and officious policewoman.
Thrusting out her hand she demanded to know what we were doing,
we explained we were just passing through Salima and had stopped to
do some shopping but hadn't realised the
street we had come down was one way (not surprising given Malawi has
virtually no road signs and any that are erected are quickly nicked
to be used for something more useful!)
The more we tried to explain the more irate she became until she
shouted "do you want me to impound your car", it was clear she just couldn't
understand that we had made a genuine mistake and felt we were
taking the piss. Having said that we were a bit taken aback by her
aggressive manner as usually African police are pretty courteous. It became a bit clearer when she
suddenly said "you
bloody South African's you come here and think you can do as you
like" we tried to say were British not SA but she wasn't
listening, it looked like we had the Alf
Garnett of the Malawi police here.
Luckily just as she was building up to yet another tirade her mate
came along on his pushbike to take her to lunch, which looking at
her was probably the highlight of the day, hopping on the back she basically told
us to just piss off which we quickly did, we just felt sorry for
the other poor bugger who was trying to get the pedals to go round with
her on his back!
Cool Runnings, a number of people had told us was the place to stay at Senga,
so we arrived there around 2.30pm with
high hopes but on driving through the security gate we were
immediately disappointed, this was Fat
Monkey's on a smaller scale.
The campsite was very small and even worse was situated in the middle of the property with no
views except of your fellow campers. It looked like it had just been
plonked there to use up the spare space. We asked about rooms, there
were just three small double rooms @ $20 per night, all shared the one
bathroom and toilet. The only other option was a basic 4 bed dorm
which shared the same ablutions with the campers. Why people thought
it was a good place to stay was beyond us especially when we thought what we had just come from!
Not surprisingly we decided to give it a miss and left to check out a place called Steps
instead. Steps was described as the campsite attached to the Livingstonia hotel,
the main hotel in the area which caters more for the higher end of
the market so we didn't expect the camp site to be much.
Imagine our surprise when we drove through the gate to find
the campsite was set on a lovely secluded beach with loads of trees
and clean ablutions, best of all it had mains hook ups and apart from one other vehicle it was
deserted, happy days!
The other campers were a young couple from the UK, Tom & Jeanie
and their dog, Alf, who to our great surprise they had brought all
the way from the UK, brave souls. They had driven down through West
Africa in a yellow Uni Mog, a monster compared to Rupert, you can
see their trip on
www.bigyellowmog.co.uk.
Next morning we awoke to a most beautiful sunrise over the lake
which we watched from the roof tent. We could hear Alf barking at
something and to our horror saw him chasing after a small female
baboon, female baboons are one thing but a big male Chacma will rip
any dog to pieces, sure enough next minute we hear panic shouts from
Jeanie and next minute Alf comes racing back with a big male baboon
in hot pursuit. Jeanie just managed to grab Alf and jump back in the
Mog before he caught him - we learned later that this was not the
first time Alf had had a close shave with baboon.
After breakfast Tom & Jeanie packed up and left so we were all
alone on the campsite, it seemed all too perfect and within an hour
it was as out of nowhere we were suddenly engulfed by millions upon
millions of Lake Flies. We had never encountered anything like it
before, one minute all was peace and light next minute we were
smothered in minute black flies, very like midges in the UK. There
is nothing you can do except dive into cover and wait for them to
pass, there must have been billions.
These swarms quite often suddenly appear up and down the Lake,
luckily most times they remain out on the lake itself but when they
do hit its a nightmare. When we asked a local fisherman where they
came from he said they believe that in the deepest part of the Lake
there are giant fish which every now and again come to the surface open
their mouths and out come the lake flies, later they
re-surface and the flies go back into their mouths, a nice
story we thought.
After they had gone the ablutions and outside washbasins were
full of dead bodies, millions at least. We thought the guys would
just wash them down the plugholes but no this being Africa they were
collected as they go to make Lake Fly burgers - do you want chips
with that Sir?
For the rest of the day we had the whole of the beach to
ourselves and spent it by having the odd swim/paddle and chilling
out in our hammock, something we hadn't been able to do since Kubu
in Botswana. The next day was the same, we were lucky it seems so
that night instead of cooking we decided to walk down the beach to
the Livingstonia hotel and have dinner there.
We were looking forward to some nice sea food on the balcony
overlooking the lake but in the end had to settle for steaks in the
rather dreary restaurant inside - shame as the setting for sitting
out was perfect. We heard later that the Livingstonia is almost
state owned and so has little or no service culture.
Next day we broke camp and prepared to leave Senga, it had been a
really relaxing stopover which we had thoroughly enjoyed but Pax the
guard had warned us the place would be full by tomorrow as this
weekend was a public holiday, Mothers Day - it was definitely time to move on
Northwards.
Our route would take us back to Salima where we needed to change
money, get fuel and some supplies and where we hoped not bump into
the fat policewoman again. Tip here, if you need to change money in
Salima then the little supermarket next to the mobile garage will
help out and at a better rate than the banks.
The journey up the lake towards Nkhotokota was uneventful until
just after a village called Benga, then we could see ahead of us a
car was stopped for some reason in the road surrounded by a crowd of
rather unsavoury looking characters. We slowed, our first
thought was the car had broken down but as we got closer we could
see there were vehicles coming in the opposite direction which had
also stopped further on.
As we stopped, we too were surrounded by groups of youths trying
to tell us something. I got out to see what was going on and one of
the youths said "the bridge has gone" shit what now, the road we
were on was narrow flanked on both sides by ditches and thick bush
or farmers fields so there didn't look to be any alternative escape
route.
I walked up to take a look at the bridge, the couple in the car
in front were white but looked scared stiff at being trapped in the
crowd of locals, when they saw me the guy got out to join me. It
turned out he worked for the British High Commission and said he was
the guy who was called in when "tourists like ourselves got into
trouble" - I sincerely hoped not as he certainly didn't instil any confidence
that he would be much better than a chocolate fireguard!
When we got to the bridge I could see the problem, it seemed two
very heavy trucks had gone over last night and had caused it to
collapse, not completely but the other end had broken away
and the centre was sagging badly over the river.
If we had to take an alternative route it would mean going back
at least 60 miles to Salima again! If there was anyway of avoiding
this then we would go for it.
I walked across the bridge and looked at the gap at the
other side, to me it looked do-able, if I could get Rupert over
without the bridge collapsing then I could go at speed and jump the
gap, effectively doing an Evil Knievil and then we should be home
free. I was pretty sure Sue would not like the idea and the High
Commissioner guy definitely did not, clearly he didn't want us to
succeed as at the very least it would mean they would be left at the
mercies of the assembled throng!
As it was the crowd were gesticulating to the bush at one side
and I suddenly realised they were saying there was a way across
through there. At first I couldn't see how there could be any way
through as the river would still have to be crossed and the land was
thickly planted with tall maize. But a couple of guys insisted there
was a way through and as they said this I could see a bus which had
come up behind us as we inspected the bridge was being pushed by a
horde of guys up and out of the river bed and eventually it came out
on the tar road further up.
Right that was it lets go, the high commission guy was not
sure he could make it in his saloon car so he asked if we could go
first and then wait for him to try getting across, so much for the Brit lifeline in Malawi!
I walked down the bank where the guys said we would have to drive
in to take a closer look at what we needed to cross and was amazed,
the village must have been out all night as they had cut a swathe
through the maize and had constructed an earthen bank which
effectively bridged the river, the only problem was the pull out of
the river and up the bank was quite steep, this was where the bus
had had to be manhandled.
I was pretty sure Rupert would have no problem but had some
doubts about the diplomats car, but there was plenty of willing
hands to push and if needed we would winch him up. As we walked back
the local guys let us into one other bit of info, we would have to
pay to use their road, they had even set up a little barrier across
the track!
To me this seemed fair enough as they had clearly put in a lot of
effort and you had to admire their enterprising attitude. Mr High
Commission seemed a bit more aggrieved but realised he had no choice,
when I asked them how much they asked for some outlandish amount but
we eventually agreed on 500 Kwacha (~ £2), the entertainment factor
was worth this alone.
We went first and as it was when we got to the worst bit Rupert
just romped through no need for any help. Once we reached the tar we
could have just shot off but I went back to make sure the high
commission couple got through, which they did albeit with plenty of shoving
from the guys.
I went to take some photo's of the bridge and to pay our 'toll
fee' to one of the guys, by now more vehicles had turned up and the
owners where contemplating their situation - I turned to one of the
local heavies and said "you stand to make a small fortune out of all
this" he just turned and smiled and said " today this is our
bridge"!
All this had delayed us a bit and we still had 200 km to go
before reaching our planned stop tonight at Makuzi Beach but luckily
the roads in Malawi are good and mostly empty so we made good time
and reached Makuzi around 3.30pm. The place had been recommended by
Taffy & Jenny from Norman Carr and they had made a good choice.
Makuzi lies along what is called the Chintenche Strip, just over
half way up the lake. My first impression was that we had wondered
onto the set of the Munchkin's village in the Wizard of Oz as the
gardens were very lush set amongst them were small round thatched
rondavals. The camp site is small and is set on tiered levels
looking onto a lovely beach, when we got there there was just one
other group camping, two couples in one car, not bad.
Makuzi is owned by Brett and Lara a young couple from South
Africa. As we checked in I asked Brett if there was any power on the
campsite, he said no but if we parked close to Rondavel 1 and our
lead would reach then we were welcome to plug into the power in the
room. We then asked was anyone in Rondavel 1 and he said no, some people were expected the next day but he would
sort it out with them as he felt they wouldn't mind us plugging our
lead in through their window, This was very good of him and that's Africa for you, imagine this
happening in the UK - no way!
Sure enough the next day two Indian families turned up to stay
for the weekend in Rondavals 1 & 2. Brett didn't seem to be around
as they moved in so we were a bit concerned as to whether or not
they had been warned about our cable in their room especially as
they were paying US$116 for the rondavel whereas we were only paying
US$10 to camp!
Our camping neighbours for the first nights were as I say two
couples in one car, it was only after we had set up camp that we
noticed the slogan "Watchtower Society" on the side of he vehicle,
shit we were camped with Jehovah's Witnesses and they would always
know when we were in!
As it was they were very nice people, one guy was a Brit but
lived in Lilongwe, the other guy was Austrian but lived in Zimbabwe,
there wives were African and Asian respectively. Over two days we
chatted with them and can honestly say not one copy of the
Watchtower came out, nor did the conversation turn to religion - we
guessed they were on holiday and off duty or they saw in us a lost
cause! Although we do have an open lunch invitation to the Kingdom
Hall in Lilongwe whenever we are passing!
The day they left two South African families in two cars and a
load of kids pitched up, bugger we thought there would go the peace
and quiet but in fact they weren't too bad, they spent most of their
time in or on the Lake so they were fine, no much worse was to come.
Makuzi does not have Internet access but just 20 minutes away
back Southwards at a mainly overland and backpackers resort called
Kande Beach there is much to our surprise an internet cafe - happy
days we could chill at Makuzi, do emails and the website off line
then hop down to Kande to upload whenever we wanted.
When we got back from Kande on our second afternoon we discovered
another group had camped, an middle age couple Brian & Margaret,
with two very dear old ladies Sophie & Nan. Sophie was
Margaret's Mum and Nan was her dear old friend from Blantyre. The
old dears were well into their 80's and on sticks, but they took to
camping like mountain goats. They were of the old school colonials
who had come out to Malawi when it was Nyasaland back in the 40/50s
and when their husbands retired and eventually died they had just
stayed on - very interesting to talk to about what life was like in
the old days.
They were just overnighting en route to Nyika Plateau where Brian
had about three weeks work to do and where to our surprise they
would all be camping. We were uncertain about whether or not
to visit Nyika as we heard being high it got quite cold but Brian
and co raved about it being there favourite place in all of Africa
so we thought we must go have a look see and said we would probably
see them in a few days.
They left very early the next morning so it was just us and the
South African's left on the site, we looked forward to some
soothing days of sun, sea and sand but I'm afraid fate had other
plans for us.
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